STR8 to the POINT!

Since being accused of being a gay upset Clay Aiken AND his family, we decided feature our newest nugget of info, that Clay insisted on coming out and calling his album A THOUSAND DIFFEERENT GAYS but those fascist authoritarian rulers of the record biz thought otherwise and SQUASHED his dreams! And upped his dosage!! Anyway, imagine being forced to pretend you're gay to get more fans! Uch, poor Clay. Hey-If you work in the record industry and have a memo about this matter, please email a scan to us IMMEDIATELY!