Species Annus Coulterus PostOp Bandaids

An undisclosed surgeon, familiar with the saline testicular enlargement procedure and other modes of anatomical reassignment surgery has confirmed that Ann Coulter is a post-operative anusssexual, known in lay terms as an asshole. During it's lifetime, Anus Coulterus has likely dreamed exclusively of homosexual acts, but remains as of yet a Gold Star. Notice in this television broadcast, how broad and puckered Coulter's rectal features are. Reconstructive surgery can only work so many miracles.

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Charlie Crist- Fag Republikin

reliable miami sources inform me that governer-elect Charlie Crist is another closeted fag republikin (against gay adoption too!) everyone seems to know this but it hasn't been REPORTED in the PRESS. you may ask, "Why?" CB sez Why not!

Representative Mark Foley explicit messages released

Read it here first, Representative Mark Foley who resigned from the House of Representatives in disgrace last week had the following IM conversation with the twink pictured above.

Maf54: What you wearing?
PageBoy16: A&F jeans, a wet white t-shirt, and briefs that are 2tite.
MAf54: That's hot, why don't you slip them off.
PageBoy16: My mom is right here... one second, I'll go in bedroom... :)
Maf54: Hurry, I'm hard.
PageBoy16: Ok, Mark, phew, I'm back.
Maf54: Tell me again what you're wearing.
PageBoy16: those underwear were so tight. I decided to take them off, hee hee.
Maf54: On a scale of 1-10, how hard is your peepee?
PageBoy 16: 12.5
Maf54: Mmmmmmm...... Tell me more.
Page 16: Can we be boyfriends?
Maf54: I'm not gay.
Page 16: :(
Maf54: Can I tape you up and pee all over you?
PageBoy 16: That's weird. You're making me uncomfortable.

STR8 to the POINT!

Since being accused of being a gay upset Clay Aiken AND his family, we decided feature our newest nugget of info, that Clay insisted on coming out and calling his album A THOUSAND DIFFEERENT GAYS but those fascist authoritarian rulers of the record biz thought otherwise and SQUASHED his dreams! And upped his dosage!! Anyway, imagine being forced to pretend you're gay to get more fans! Uch, poor Clay. Hey-If you work in the record industry and have a memo about this matter, please email a scan to us IMMEDIATELY!

Anderson Cooper and the Fab 5

Anderson Cooper on friendster cites Queer Eye for the Straight Guy as his favorite tv show. We found him to also be friends with a user identified only as BOTTOM WASP.

MENARGE A TWAT!

Beverly D'Angelo, Valerie Perrine and Cheryl Ladd have created a COMMUNE A TWAT in Beverly Hills! They bought Brangelina's former house in the Beverly Hills and have turned the entire formerly ZEN-like 18-acre estate into a lesbian-style golf course! Who could of even made this up!!?? If someone knows their agents or former agents please contact us ASAP here at CB!!!! (this tip courtesy Gene Tierney)

McGreevy gave me crabs

In Gay American Jim McGreevy's forthcoming authobiography he recounts liberating trists in New Jersey parking lots. I know somebody who works nights in New Jersey and after work goes to parking lots to do those aforementioned things. They confirmed definitely that Gay American Jim McGreevy is a brutal top, and that he was responsible for an outbreak of crabs amongst a clandenstine community of closeted gay men in New Jersey. It's unconfirmed if he did or did not have protected sex, but he definitely had crabs.

Paul Cameron spotted @ Ohio rest stop!

We have the photographs coming, will post as soon as they arrive!!!! Self-loathing Family Sex Researcher spotted splooging with a man looking EXACTLY like Tom of Finland at Ohio rest stop on way to conference. Anyone else who can corroborate on being Cameron's past lover or therapist please contact us immediately. The White House is patiently waiting for our evidence, as he has a meeting scheduled there in a few weeks to discuss how to stop the gays from urinating in each others mouths!

Condi - Bull Dyke, duh.

Did you see Condoleeza Rice on 60 minutes last night? She's a huge dyke. I know a girl who told me that when she was at Stanford that they made love in her office. It was a long time ago. Now she's bombing people because she's such a mean bull dyke!

Jodie Foster - Lesbian

Welcome to Closet Busters. Jodie Foster will be the next Hollywood star to come out as a Lesbian--possibly on Good Morning America. Why has the gossip media given her a carte blanche? Somebody told me that she mounted Jodie at Yale in the drama department dressing room during a Goethe performance. The dates matched, seems very possible. Anybody who slept with her, has friends who slept with her, or has lies about sleeping with Jodie Foster, please post here.