Friday, March 09, 2007

Species Annus Coulterus PostOp Bandaids



An undisclosed surgeon, familiar with the saline testicular enlargement procedure and other modes of anatomical reassignment surgery has confirmed that Ann Coulter is a post-operative anusssexual, known in lay terms as an asshole. During it's lifetime, Anus Coulterus has likely dreamed exclusively of homosexual acts, but remains as of yet a Gold Star. Notice in this television broadcast, how broad and puckered Coulter's rectal features are. Reconstructive surgery can only work so many miracles.